Monday, May 14, 2007

A Crockpot Conversation

(Note: I purchased a small Crockpot for $2 a couple of weeks ago at a yard sale to supplement my large Crockpot. This is an actual conversation my mother and I had about it. It has some light stains at the bottom rim.)

Mom: I'm concerned about the stains in this Crockpot.
Me: Mmm-hmm.
Mom: I mean, you never know what people cooked in it!
Me: Yeah, that's true.
Mom: It could've been drugs or something.
Me: Oh. I was thinking something much worse.
Mom: What??
Me: You don't want to know.

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